gonna make a heartthrob out of me

gonna make a heartthrob out of me

Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.

Azra Tabassum  (via seulray)

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ideokinesis:

praatpaal:

In which Wilson goes upstairs.

Oh no

(via straitwaistcoat)


"I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”

"I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”

"I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”

"I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”

"I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”

"I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”

"I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”

"I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”

"I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.”

(via omymoses)

You die at seventeen
in your first love’s arms
and find it cruel that
in this world, Shakespeare
takes Juliet first.

You die at seventeen
and learn that there is no
epilogue after page 11,305
because there are no words
to be said from the mute.

You die at seventeen
and involuntarily fill your lungs
with tight packed dirt until
you are no longer breathing
air but earth.

You die at seventeen
and your roots grow from both
ends and when you start
to rot at the core, they cut
you back down to the stem.

You die at seventeen
because Shakespeare takes
Juliet first, so you plant
your own seeds and labor
yourself into birth.

silver phoenix // S.M. (via emilysgilmores)
pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty
Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark
Styled by Robbie Spencer
pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty
Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark
Styled by Robbie Spencer
pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty
Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark
Styled by Robbie Spencer
pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty
Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark
Styled by Robbie Spencer
pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty
Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark
Styled by Robbie Spencer
pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty
Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark
Styled by Robbie Spencer
pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty
Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark
Styled by Robbie Spencer
pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty
Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark
Styled by Robbie Spencer
pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty
Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark
Styled by Robbie Spencer

pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty

Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark

Styled by Robbie Spencer

(via bryarly)

thelingerieaddict:


[1] [2] [3]

Sesame Street gets it.
thelingerieaddict:


[1] [2] [3]

Sesame Street gets it.
thelingerieaddict:


[1] [2] [3]

Sesame Street gets it.

thelingerieaddict:

[1] [2] [3]

Sesame Street gets it.

(via omymoses)

My Throught

badkidsjokes:

a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"


Happy 35th Birthday, Hermione Jean Granger. ( September 19, 1979 )

Happy 35th Birthday, Hermione Jean Granger. ( September 19, 1979 )

(via nextyearsgirl)

lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

(via nextyearsgirl)

p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile

(via allymacc)